Life in South Louisiana: Cj's new favorite joke

Thanks to Mr. Kyle, CJ now has a new favorite joke that he wanted to share with our blogging friends.......enjoy.

CJ's Random Thoughts:

CJ is cohosting their 5th grade talent show...not sure if the teachers know what they got themselves into, but he's prepared to ad lib alot. When I asked him how he was chosen, he said, "Eh....they just finally recognize my talent."
While CJ is enjoying a twinkie, Mike comes in and asks, "where's mine?" I said, "you don't get one." so he asked why CJ gets one. I replied," CJ doesn't have to watch his sugar!" to which CJ interjects a resounding "Booyaaahhh!!"
CJ: I want to go see Karate Kid because they use the Matrix in that movie...Me: What's the matrix? CJ: Its like karate, they invented it in Nebraska....Me: Oh! Ok....
Me, holding a serving spoon of my grandmother's to my kids: "I love this spoon - its has great memories! I want to be buried with this spoon." CJ: "Mom, it will take us forever to dig your grave with that spoon!"

Life in South Louisiana