The Birds

So I'm in my kitchen, cooking dinner for my family, when I realize my worst fear is coming true. In case you don't know, I am deathly afraid of birds. Any kind. Mostly live ones, but I don't like dead ones either. Winston (our dog) is going crazy and I look out in the front yard and see what looks like leaves. I look out the front window and took this photo. It's not leaves at all. These are birds and big ones! I must have been a worm in a previous life or something. Serious "Fowl-phobia"!